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Female - 19 - Melb, AU


telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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(via greetings)

tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

(via ponnor-kenwei)

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via greetings)

parents:you need to go out more
parents:you need to exercise more
parents:YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents:HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents:why are you getting angry

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time

(via nlntendont)